Bad Jokes

So a crocodile walks into a bar and orders a glass of white wine. The bartender says "So how's everything going?" The croc says "Fine". Bartender says "How's the wife?" "Fine." "The kids?" "Fine." And the bartender says "So why the long face?"

A bear walks into the bar, puts his feet up on the bar, and orders a beer. The bartender says "How's everything going?" The bear says "well.......................errrr...........................uhm...................................fine!". Bartender says "Why the long paws?"

A skeleton walks into the bar and says to the bartender "I'll have a beer and a mop!".